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Dark Materials quiz

Man I thought I’d stop doing these quizzes when I became an adult, but couldn’t resist this one:

Jokester Soul

You are a confident person with a strong sense of self. You can be loud and jocular, and you don’t really care who hears you. You don’t spend too much time stressing about how other people see you. If they like you, well, good for them. If they don’t like you, well, that’s their own problem.

People need to earn your respect in order for you to really start taking them into consideration. You might bend yourself over backwards for a friend or family member, but you aren’t going to give that sort of special treatment to any old Joe Blow. Your loved ones know that under that bold, brash exterior, there is a person who is loyal and even clannish at times. You will fight to defend your friends and family from any and all comers. With these special few, you drop that joking exterior and be your real self.

Your daemon’s form would represent your confident ways, your joking and insensitive manner, and your secret tendency for softheartedness. He or she would probably help you criticize all the idiots whom you meet on a day to day basis, and back you up when you are on the defensive.

Suggested forms: Magpie, Raven, Kangaroo, Wild Boar, Baboon.

Sweet, I was worried I’d get a butterfly or something equalily lame

victorian-gothic:

Reblogging for reasons….

I should go to sleep now

victorian-gothic:

Reblogging for reasons….

I should go to sleep now

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mrs-steph:

and here’s why

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sketchyfletch:

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rinjirenee:

fenrisdesolar:

kamidoodles:

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wolfqueens:

Well, if I’m on tumblr, it’s usually this:

Followed by this:

With frequent dashes of this.

I think this is a pretty accurate description of yours truly 

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I have a funny feeling that the three of of us will be convinced that this is a good, mature and sensible decision before the week is out.

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sketchyfletch:

Break out the rose and warm up the inappropriate jokes for me

(No I wasn’t just looking for an excuse to use this gif why do you ask? >.>)

There will be plenty of poorly timed and insensitive/inappropriate jokes and booze waiting for you here… in my beeeed

 

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doctor-john:

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geniusbee:

Pirates of the Baker Street: The Curse of Reichenbach Falls

THAT

WAS

FANFUCKINGTASTIC

EVERYBODY WATCH THIS AFLWJFILEWJFWLEFEKWJ IT’S INCREDIBLE

VIDEO-EDITING STAR

MOST. AWESOME. THING. THESE. RETINAS. AND. EARDRUMS. HAVE. EVER. EXPERIENCED.

Sharrrlock

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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

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fiendish-thingie:

Burn You: A BBC Sherlock Parody

(Based, of course, on Cee-Lo’s Forget You. I would like to apologize for the craptastic quality of my recording/editing software and also for my high notes. I am an alto two, so Cee-Lo’s falsetto notes are not ~exactly in my range, but I did my best. Credit for part of the bridge and general lyrical assistance goes to saintdoriangray, thanks so much! Mild spoilers for Reichenbach.)

I see you solvin’ my crimes with my devious clues
And I’m like, I’ll burn you (oo-oo-oo!)
I think you would make such wonderful shoes
And I’m like, I’ll burn you and burn John too
If I wasn’t forgiving, you wouldn’t be living
Oh, but this is fun (isn’t this fun?)
And though you’re awfully cute, I’ll still tell Seb to shoot
And I’ll burn you (oo-oo-oo!)

Hey Sherly, it’s Jim from IT
I had some cute gay underwear
I left my number, but you didn’t call me
Now you know I don’t play fair
I’ll blow up that fool who hangs around with you
(I play with semtex, and now I’m Mr. Sex)
Ooh, I’ve got some bombs for you
Now, run and tell your little doctor friend…

[Chorus]

Hey shorty, it’s Moriarty
Wearin’ Westwood, lookin’ cool
I’ll destroy ya, oh I adore ya
And I look so good in the crown jewels
I’ll blow up that fool who runs around with you
(I play with semxtex, and now I’m Mr. Sex)
Ooh, I’ve got a game for you
You didn’t realize I was insane til now?

[Chorus]

Now virgin, virgin, virgin, virgin, you need to get laid so bad (so bad, so bad, so bad)
Your flatmate’s heterosexual, your frustration is oh so sad (so sad, so sad, so sad)
Don’t shoot, don’t shoot, don’t shoot, Sherly
I owe you, I still owe you, oh-oh-oh

[Chorus] 

Ed 2: Have another download link, in case you are so inclined!

As somebody who does fansongs herself, all I can say is: SDJAHKSDFJASHDKFASJDFHSAHDFASGDJG

HITTIN’ REBLOG THE MOMENT I CLICKED PLAY

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ladystormageddon:

The Master Post.

WHAT IS HAPPENING

mother of god…

Dear lord! xDD Cannot not reblog!

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